Is it just me & the fact that im S-I-N-G-L-E or is the public display of affection (PDA) phenomenon becoming increasingly prevalent?

I’m all for PDA’s, bring on the hugs & kisses & hand holding. But recently I have noticed that it hasnt just been limited to the above but has blown out to ridiculously inappropriate proportions.

I don’t think i’m prudish, I really don’t, but it seems that people have taken the notion of PDA’s just a tad too far.

I don’t want to sit behind you on the bus, watching litres of saliva exhanged & the groping of places that really should not be groped in public, complete with tragic 70’s porn soundtrack. Believe me there are not enough oooo’s & ahhhh’s in the world to make what you are doing in public acceptable.

It’s not difficult people. If it looks like your having fully clothed sex, sounds like your having fully clothed sex, then for godsake go home or to the nearest motel, whatever your preference I don’t care.

Just don’t sit there or stand there or whatever, acting out some pathetic fully clothed version of the karma sutra & expect me to be ok with it. I’m not ok, i’m not jealous, i’m not bitter, I just DON”T NEED TO SEE IT.