So I got my hair cut just over a week ago, yeah I know not the most exciting thing to talk about, but the thing is I am so unbelievably pissed off, not only with the cut, but also the colour, & the stupid dumbass hairdresser that has totally fucked my hair up.

I don’t have any pictures of myself & my new fucked up hair to show you, I have a serious aversion to the taking of pictures, so you will have to make do with the following:

This is the style that I had:

 

This is what my new haircut SHOULD have looked like:

 

Instead I look like some kind of lopsided retard. All super short & poofy on one side & lacklustre curtain style drapes on the other. It looks ridiculous & I hate it. Not the stylish glamourpuss that I was envisioning at all.

I am chalking this up as possibly the worst haircut I have had since the pageboy haircut I had when I was 6.

So I called the hairdresser earlier, apparently she is far too busy to fix my hair & I will have to wait until next week, NEXT WEEK, that’s right, I have to suffer through another week of this atrocity.

I’m seriously contemplating wearing a beanie to work for the next week.