So I try, oh yes I try so very very hard,  to take the “don’t judge a book by it’s cover” approach to internet dating. But sometimes even I falter & find myself doing the very thing that I shouldn’t, judging said book, or should that be person, by their cover.

And those faltering sometimes, as much as I try to will them to subside, are usually brought on by a totally lovely person, a totally lovely person that I just cannot for the life of me accept that they are a lovely person, because basically i’m just too goddamn blindsided by the fact that they are so demonstrably pigeon-toed that they walk, or should that be waddle, like a duck.